FEEL JUST LIKE STEPHEN KING, PUKING PROSE UP AT FIVE FIFTEEN AND NO ONE GOES "HEY, WHAT'S HE MEAN?" EVEN THOUGH IT SOUNDS LIKE A WOBBLE IN A WASHING MACHINE OR SOME CLOTHES DOWN IN THE DRYER, TUMBLE TIL THEY CATCH ON FIRE AND THEN WHEN THE BASEMENT'S ALL BURNED UP SMOKE RISES LIKE A CHOIR THAT'S BEEN LIVING IN THE ATTIC LIKE GOD FROM THE BIBLE OR SOME SQUABBLING SQUIRRELS THAT SCRIMP AND SAVE AND SCRAP JUST FOR SURVIVAL WHILE THEIR RIVALS WITH THEIR ROCKS AND CLUBS AND NUCLEAR REACTORS JUST FIND THEIR FOCUS FLAGGING AND START SINGING LIKE DEAD ACTORS. MAYBE THE GIRLS ALL START TO HATE ME ON A BIOLOGICAL LEVEL. THEN THIS SLOPPY, SLY AS CAN BE, HALF-HANDSOME DEVIL MUST PROTEST THAT MICROSCOPIC STUFF CAN'T BE MY FAULT. OUR NECKS ALL SNAP FROM LOOKING BACK BUT WE NEVER TURN TO SALT AS WE EXALT IN DANDELION PUFF, KEEP OUR POCKETS FULL OF FLUFF AND THEN RELEASE THE NASTY, LITTLE FUCKS ON YOUR LAWNS AND BATHROOM RUGS AND STUFF. THINK I'VE FINALLY HAD ENOUGH SLAP-HAPPY EVER AFTER. SO, I'LL JUST CURL UP INTO A BALL AND START SINGING LIKE DEAD ACTORS. I'D SAY IT'S SAFE TO BET GOD THINKS IT'S JUST HILARIOUS, HYSTERICAL. IT'S ALL MAYHEM AND HYSTERIA AND SORRY GIRL CAN'T MARRY YA CUZ WE GOTTA MARRY HIM AND CARRY HIM DEEP IN OUR HEARTS LIKE BABY JESUS PRACTICALLY JUST FELL OUT OF THE SHOPPING CART. O PLEASE DON'T START WITH ALL THE SMILES AND REACHING OUT FOR STRANGERS. SWEAR HE'S ALWAYS MISBEHAVING WHEN WE TAKE HIM OUT OF THE MANGER. WE CRY HOLD ME HOLY HOLY, CRACK OPEN THE ROCK AND UNROLL ME LIKE THE SKY, LIKE THIS GUY SAME HAIRCUT BUT DELOBOTOMIZED. ARE YOU WEARING YOUR THIRD EYE FOR SOME SORT OF FASHION REASON? POINT THAT THING AT ME AND ALL YOU'LL SEE'S FRESH FOLLIES FOR ALL SEASONS CUZ I'M THE BURNT OUT BLACK HOLE SON LIKE A BULLET FIRED BACKWARDS. YEAH, THEY STRUCK US DUMB CUZ WE DUN SUNG JUST LIKE DEAD ACTORS.
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